BREAKING NEWS: MYSTERIOUS TRUCK LEAVES MESS

Big black plumes of smoke wafted westward very early Saturday on Churchill Road, leaving fuming neighbors and a mess on the east end of the 300 block of Churchill Road.
"A truck left a pile of dirt this high," said Barry, lifting her hand to shoulder level. "You could see the cloud of smoke drifting toward Dixie Highway."
After a more than a little convincing from neighbors, the truck driver plucked up some of the slop he dumped about 2 a.m. Resourceful as always, Barry used some on-hand materials and made a sandwich sign to alert the public of a toxic waste site that the day before was the road in front of her house.
Calls to the city of West Palm Beach brought no results.
"The worst part is it happened the day before the big concert," lamented Barry, referring to tonight's sold out encore performance of the Fat Bastards. "Where are people gonna park?"