Saturday, September 09, 2006

DOGGED BY THE STEELERS

(Photo by Churchillian)



Sports analyst Jewel Brinkman is still fuming about the failure of Dolphins Coach Nick Saban to throw the red challenge flag.

The coach waited too long to protest Pittsburg's out-of-bounds touchdown during the 2006 season opener. Jewel is eagerly awaiting an eyewitness account from her owners, Mark and Karin.

"Bill Cowher , John Fox, Jack Del Rio. THEY know how to throw a danged flag! I'm colorblind, and I could do a better job," growled the angry Austrailian shepherd, who spent the Thursday night game slamming Ultras at Flanagan's. "Saban's a STOOGE!!"

The still-bleary-eyed beauty denied rumors that she took a pasting because she bet on the fins.


"I'm expecting big things for the next game," she said. "Mark told this was going to be the year."

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